Apple Twist

As a kid I loved bringing cucumbers to the beach. I’d dip them in the ocean, take a bite, and repeat.  The ocean salt spiced up the plain vegetable while oils of the Exxon Valdez added a savory flavor, and sewage added a tang. Mostly it was the salt though and I imagine I was not the first rebel to add salt to a fruit or vegetable using the world’s largest sodium vessel.

Goat Island Sunset

Natures largest reserve of veggie dip

While I haven’t done this in years I can make a comparison to one of my favorite work-time breakfasts; an apple and a bag of pretzels. On their own they are dull and yearn to be baked into a pie, shot off the top of a jester’s head or smothered in mustard. But combined in alternating bites they are magical and do more than simply produce a salty apple. A few weeks ago I thought of how I could combine these ingredients in one dish and ultimately decided in the family-favorite apple crisp.

ApplesWhile preparing to be bored by the Super Bowl I decided to make an apple crisp to serve as dessert to treat my nursery-painting helpers. I followed a typical recipe of apples, flour, oats, butter, brown sugar and cinnamon but added a final topping of finely crushed pretzels rods as the final step. My concern was that the pretzels would become a soggy mess and ruin a perfectly good crisp. The output was predictably normal with the pretzels making quick cameos in selected bites. I was too careful in the this batch of crisp and used far too few pretzels. However, I did learn something; pretzels rods do not get soggy baked in an apple crisp. I needed a second try.

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Carmela’s Lullaby

I wanted to write a lullaby for our expectancy and a few weeks ago I came up with a few simple themes. Over the past few weeks I’ve been putting them together and the piece is now complete clocking in at 2 minutes and 34 seconds. After I neared completion I decided to look up exactly what a lullaby is.

A lullaby is a soothing song, usually sung to young children before they go to sleep, with the intention of speeding that process. As a result they are often simple and repetitive.

I’ve always been my biggest critic, but with that definition it’s hard to call my song a lullaby. First off, there are no lyrics. Second (off), it’s not a simple melody and far too many themes are introduced in the short 2.5 minutes. At times it’s epic and could fill the role of a movie score. It sounds like Beauty and the Beast, the Punky Brewster Theme, and most offensively, Kenny G’s “Forever in Love”. While it may be a contender for the 2012 Grammy Awards (Best Lullaby Performance By A Solo Artist Or Group Without Vocals), I don’t think it would serve as a sleep aid. Any given Linkin Park or Nickelback song better fits the textbook definition of a lullaby (zing!).

But I’m taking some artistic liberties in calling it a lullaby, or, Carmela’s lullaby.  Megadeth’s “Symphony of Destruction” isn’t a symphony. Kansas’s “Magnum Opus” arguably isn’t their crowning achievement and doesn’t even make it onto (at least one of) their greatest hits albums. Opeth’s “Death whispered a lullaby” would unleash prog-metal nightmares.

I’m confident at the piano, and I’m relatively comfortably playing live. However, when recording I tend to tense up as I know a single mistake will ruin the result. I’m no expert at the art of recording so for this project I plugged my keyboard into my MacBook using a 1/4 inch guitar cable with an 1/8th inch converter. After maybe 10 takes I successfully played the song while recording in Garageband. I can hear that the playing sounds tense, but maybe it’s just me thinking it can sound better than it really does.

Audio alone is boring so my wife and I turned the sap level to 11 and created a video slideshow. Apologies are over, so let me introduce Carmela’s Lullaby…

For those without a Kleenax handy, here’s the audio without all the self-promoting photos. However, it’s very possible there’s a considerable amount of bonus footage in the video that shouldn’t be missed. If you don’t like my interpretation of the song that I just wrote and think you can do better, go ahead. Play on Liberace!

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My Peaceful Parking Garage

In 10 seconds I want you to imagine what you ate for lunch yesterday.

1 Mississippi…

2 Mississippi…

3 Mississippi…

You’re already thinking of sandwiches aren’t you? You may have even moved on to the wonderment that Mississippi is the only state that’s exactly one second long; scientifically speaking.

Stairs to the State HouseWe had our second ISIS Mind Body Birth class last night which concluded in a 15 minute meditation session.  The instructor guided us through the relaxation process from head to toe before asking us to imagine ourselves at the top of a set of 10 stairs. My mind immediately went to the stairs leading down to the Boston Common parking garage and my mind remained there for the entire 15 minutes. I tried picturing the red velvet gilded-age staircases from our recent Newport trip but I always returned to the cold cemented Boston Common stairwell. The instructor went on to say:

In 10 seconds I want you to begin walking down these stairs. At the bottom of these stairs is a gate and when you open this gate, you will be in your peaceful place.

Before she finished her sentence I was mentally out the “gate” looking for my car in the garage, pounding on the lock button waiting for the car’s responsive “beep”. My peaceful place was locked-in as the Boston Common parking garage.

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